Attention Deficit Disorder?

Warning to men who grew up before they discovered attention deficit disorder, and are not currently on medication.
If you're in the neighborhood of 50 and don't want to suffer the same recent fate as one unfortunate man from Gravette, Arkansas, listen up and heed the warning to "Stay focussed man!";

This guy's wife sent him to Walmart for some BBQ'd potato chips and a couple boxes of Little Debbies. Like a lot of guys our age, he got side tracked when he saw a sign advertising a "2 for 1" special on Dilly Bars at Dairy Queen. He got home a couple hours later to discover his wife had given him up for dead and remarried.
Not all was lost, however-he said the Dilly Bars were "Really good!".