I know the vast majority of people don't have a Twitter account. As a result, I thought I'd post a selection of tweets from mine. Keep in mind, each Tweet can have a maximum of 140 characters including spaces. That's why some of these are somewhat abbreviated. Here you go:
8 seconds ago: Someone hacked into Fox News and Tweeted false statements about the Pres. They ruled out Biden since he can't even sign on his own acct.
6 minutes ago: Exxon Mobil spilled 1000 barrels of oil into the Yellow Stone River. Would someone please tell the oil companies oil and water don't mix!
39 minutes ago: VP Joe Biden recently joined Twitter. He said he wasn't sure what Twitter is but it sounds really neat!
1 day ago: Apple will soon release I-phone 5. They considered releasing 6, 7, or 8 but decided to continue releasing the phones in numerical sequence.
1 day ago: Venezuelan Pres. Hugo Chavez is recovering after the removal of a cancerous tumor. Doctors r baffled he's able to function without a head.
26 days ago: If it weren't for dishonest politicians, Ellen Pompeo would be president, James Spader would b VP, and congress would not exist.
26 days ago: After much investigation I finally found an honest politician; he's buried in Oak Ridge Cemetery in Springfield, Illinois.
That's a sample for what it's worth. To set up your own Twitter account, go to the "App Store" on your smart phone and down load the 'Twitter' app. Once it's on your phone, just follow the directions. You can find me at "rollarustic" (one word). When you do, click on 'follow'. Within 3 days of signing up to follow me, you will receive something in the mail as a token of my appreciation. It will probably only be the regular kind of stuff you get in the mail, but what do you expect for nothing?
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