Up and Coming New Friends

I recently met some fine young folks at T. H. Benton's Coffee/Deli, located immediately across the street form the Bentonville square. Their names are Michelle and Kade. As I'm somewhat prone to do, I started messing with them a little bit before we'd officially met. I told them if the cops came in looking for me, please tell them they haven't seen me. They both came back with something spontaneous and clever and as a result I thought to myself, "Ok, these are not your average young coffee shop Joe's". I could go on but for now I'll just share this thought: if you're in the neighborhood and have time for a cup of coffee and perhaps a sandwich, stop in T. H. Benton's for what I'm confident will be a nice little experience. And if you do, ask the guys and gals behind the counter if they've seen that one old and ridiculous guy who thinks he's a writer. For an added bonus, if I'm there, I'd absolutely be tickled to autograph your shirt or pose with you for a legendary and classic photo. I'd give you a signed copy of my book, however, I'm still working on the first page.