Flathead Catfish Man

~Cousin Dustin (the one doing the holding up)

This is my cousin Dustin "Duster Man" Volkart. He's from the Russellville, Missouri branch of the Volkart family and he comes from a long line of Volkarts. When Dustin isn't busy fixing, installing or dismantling something for someone or for himself, he can usually be found fishing, hunting or gathering. From everything I know and have heard about the Duster Man, he's quite the industries individual and he's not afraid to get his hands dirty. My guess is, if you had a coon in your attic and wanted to get it out of there, you could call Dustin and he'd "git 'er done" for you. He'd probably be more likely to turn the coon loose rather than turn it into a coonskin cap, but then again, he'd look pretty darn good in a real coon skin cap, so I can't guarantee anything. My guess is, if the Discovery Channel had met Dustin before they met that one guy they call the Turtle Man, Dustin would have his own show except it would have been called something like "Big Flathead Catfish Man" or "Big Buck Man" or "Mushroom Man" or maybe "He Can Fix Anything Man" or......you get the picture.

PS. The next time you need help deciding on what kind of truck to buy, give Dustin a call--he'll steer you in the right direction!