1 Million Goal

The man you see here is one of the very few human beings who's ever driven my Chevy Tahoe. Aside from my son, son-in-law, my smoking-hot bride, and of course, the Dunning Boys (before Henry became a teenager and while George was still in his 10's), your's truly has put nearly all of the 275,000 plus miles on this well traveled machine. To have a realistic chance of reaching my goal of becoming the first American to put 1 million miles on a Tahoe, I may need to consider loaning it out to friends (from time to time) who are planning cross country driving trips. Now that I think about that might disqualify me for the highly coveted title of "First". We Americans take great pride in being first and in just about any category you can think of (somewhere, some American probably has a trophy for being the first American ever to load a PEZ dispenser with alternating flavors of cherry, orange, and grape).

I'm guessing we've all been first at something at least one time in our lives. Ol' Victor has now become first in one more category (with a PG13 rating) that he can add to his long list of first: the first person to show up on this site driving my old Tahoe! Wait a minute, wait a minute: now that I've thought that through, the Dunning boys may have been previously recognized on Old and Ridiculous for being the youngest human beings to ever drive my dog hauling rig, back when it registered well under 200,000 miles. I'll have to check in with Klietus and see if he recalls anything of that nature. I'll let you know what I find out and will of course try to keep you posted as things heat up....