Where's My Woman!

My wife has been away on a trip now for over a week. She gets home tonight and I for one am glad. This is a family friendly site for the most part, so I won't go into all the reasons why I miss my Sweet Baby: the reasons are nearly too numerous to mention. In a nut shell though, I miss her company and the house seems empty without her here. I also miss seeing her smiling face right before we turn out the light to go to sleep and I miss seeing her smiling face the first thing in the morning when I wake up to go to...well, when I wake up. Here are a few more reasons I miss her:

~I can't find my truck keys
~I found my truck keys but now I can't find my truck
~I know there are clean dishes in the dishwasher, but I can't figure out how to get the darn thing open
~I wanted to surprise her by vacuuming the entire house, but I can't get the vacuum cleaner started (on my lawn mower the gas tank is labeled)
~Some guy in a little white truck keeps leaving assorted sized envelopes in the brick thing next to our drive way
~I'm thinking seriously about getting a puppy
~Can't remember if the cold is on the left or right--Sue knows these kinds of things without even thinking about it
~The Girl Scouts came to the door selling cookies and since I couldn't find the check book I traded the couch for a box of snicker doodles; I don't think I ought to have done that
~I know daylight savings time kicked in recently, but I don't know if we lost an hour or gained one so now I have to do everything 2 hours early just in case
~I baked a pizza last Wednesday night and can't for the life of me figure out how to turn off the darn oven
~Mary's Painting showed up at the house and since I didn't have a clue I told them to just paint everything orange
~I'm out of underwear and even though I have like 40 pair I'm still out of underwear
~I'm thinking seriously about getting another puppy
~I thought I was doing her a favor by watering all the house plants (they look so real)
~She made a real nice meat loaf for me before she left along with a huge batch of pudding...I should have rationed it
~Two 50 mg sleep aids look exactly like 2 Advil every 4 hours. I missed Friday through Sunday (turns out the only way you can tell them apart is to read the label....seriously?)
~The only thing I can figure out on the DVR is fast reverse. Once I got it going it took forever to get it stopped and now all I can find on TV is "The Lawrence Welk Show" and "Hee Haw"...the darn thing is stuck in 1971
~I had completely forgotten how much work a puppy is---much less two...I really miss you Sweet Baby!

~Grandma and our Little Minchie Bug