Christmas Morning Bacon

I wonder if anyone woke up this morning to discover a nice big slab of country cured bacon under their tree? If they did, I bet they were pleasantly surprised. I don't know anyone who doesn't like bacon, except for maybe the Waterman or Epstein family. There's nothing wrong with not eating bacon, but it's hard to imagine breakfast at Cracker Barrel without it.
I've decided to put bacon on my  list of all-time highly recommended items. I'll keep you posted of further developments in that area. In the meantime, Merry Christmas!