Barn Notions

Here's a few things I've heard said about barns:

~You can't build a barn too big
 ~Every outdoorsman should have a barn
~Your barn says a lot about who you are
~A barn is one of the most under-rated of all rural structures
~A barn gives you a back up place to sleep when you're in the doghouse
~When your man hangs out in his barn, he's not out bar-hopping and chasing women
~Like a good woman, a barn gets better with age
~If you want to offend a man who has a barn, refer to his barn as a shed or garage
~Even a 100 year old barn is a work in progress
~A barn is a good place to keep all the stuff you wouldn't need if you didn't have a barn

I actually made most of these up, but find them to be true.