Crack Me Up

The last time we were in NY, I had a difficult time making decisions: Armed Forces Recruiting Station or Starbucks; Armed Forces Recruiting Station or Starbucks. In the end I went with Starbucks. Once I found out they rarely start anyone out at Major, it was an easy choice. I'd also heard that guys over 50 rarely do well in bootcamp and the other recruits are likely to call you Grandpa to your face and Old Dude behind your back. Too, I knew I'd miss my wife as well as all the benefits that go along with having one.

I snapped the second picture (now there's a generation-disclosing phrase: snapped a picture) not because I like seeing strange butt-crack, but because I found it interesting that a person could show that much of it and either not be aware or just not care. It's likely this Goomer was both aware of the infraction AND didn't care about making it. Or, perhaps he smoked a boatload of it the night before and this is the result. In any event, it's too late now to pull his pants up: he's been exposed to the readers of Old And Ridiculous!