Two Cavemen having a Saturday morning conversation:
Obe: Hey, what was all the commotion over ar Gorp's hole last night?
Donk: Gorp invented another gadget and he and some of the guys were trying it out.
Obe: What kind of gadget?
Donk: It's basically a big block of stone only it doesn't have corners.
Obe: What kind of a block doesn't have corners?
Donk: He calls it a wee-ull
Obe: What the snot is a wee-ull?
Donk: It's a block of stone without corners on it and it has a hole in the middle...for some reason.
Obe: What in the "h" is he going to do with that darn thing?
Donk: He's not sure, but for now he's just kind of pushing it around. The Dretch brothers were absolutely hammered by the time it was their turn to push and the darn thing got away from them. Once it really got going, it took off like a bolt of lightening and rolled all the way down Jackbutt hill. Ol' caveman Cleve was standing outside his cave airing out his shorts and by the time he saw the darn thing coming at him, it was too late. It smashed him flatter than carp dung.
Obe: Dang! How's Cleve?
Donk: Dead...so they ate him.
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