Step 1-How to get fatter than you ever thought possible!

This is the first installment in a series of "How to get fatter than you ever thought possible!"
Over the years, it's been my observation that there are substantially more than enough books, magazines, assorted articles and television programs that tell us how to lose weight. I don't recall any however, that clearly explain for the few but proud under weight Americans, how to gain weight. If you've made it your New Year's resolution to put on a few pounds, then it's my hope this series of "how to steps" will help you reach your goal. Remember, it's never too late to gain weight!



Step 1:
Don't eat anything that doesn't have a label on it. If you can't read what all the ingredients are, how could you possibly be sure you're getting the daily maximum amount of calories you'll need in order to start putting on those extra pounds you so drastically want to put on. Remember, fresh is for fools--if it's in a box it rocks!

Be watching for step two, "Get off that tread mill", coming soon to an Old and Ridiculous blog near you!