Step 4-How to get fatter than you ever thought possible!

This is the fourth installment in the series, "How to get fatter than you ever thought possible"! If you've made it this far, you're doing great. Steps 1, 2 and 3 may have been somewhat difficult to master for some of you however, this next step should be easy even if you've been skinny all your life.

Step 4:
When it comes to dessert, learn to say "yes" without taking time to think about it.
The next time you're eating supper at Chili's, and the waiter 'who's taking care of you tonight' comes over with an assorted dessert tray of 3 pound pie and cake wedges, be prepared to say, "Why yes, I think I WOULD like to look at a desert menu!" Let the ridiculously skinny guy eating by himself at one of those little kiddie tables be the one to embarrass himself by saying, "Oh no, I've had one too many lettuce wraps this evening. I don't have any room left for even one bite of that Ooey-Goey Chocolate and Chewy Volcano Cake, but thanks for asking."
One of the most important things you'll need to remember on your way to getting fatter than you ever thought possible is...THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DESSERT!