Step 6-How to get fatter than you ever thought possible!

This is the sixth installment in the series, "How to get fatter than you ever thought possible!"

Step 6:
Can you say, "Super size it?" That's right, make that son of gun as big and bold and juicy as you can make it, and don't hold anything back!
When it's lunch time Monday and you're going through the McDonald's drive thru for the 5th time that week, remember this important fact: the regular sized value meal is for skinny folks. You want that big rascal and you want it to be as big as they can possibly make it. You want it to be McHuge!
When the cute little high school gal at the other end of the speaker says, "Would you like the SUPER EXTRA DELUXE VALUE MEAL", you boldly respond with confidence, "Are you kidding me--is the Pope Catholic; does a bear poop in the woods; does Harry Reid wish he wasn't a star in the book Game Change? You darn right I want that SUPER EXTRA DELUXE VALUE MEAL and while you're at it, can you Super Size it?"
One of the great things about living a Super Sized life is, Super Sizing opportunities exist not only at the drive thru, but also at the grocery store.
A great example of this is found with the Snickers candy bar. You're probably well aware that just about every check stand in America provides you and me the last minute opportunity to purchase a candy bar. And just like they tell us on TV, a Snickers candy bar is one of the best choices you can make when it comes to the need to suppress those nagging hunger pangs that invariably crop up between trips from the McDonald's drive thru for breakfast and the Taco Bell drive thru for lunch.
But did you know your daily Snickers bar can also be Super Sized? It may sound too good to be true but it's not. There is no reason you should have to settle for the regular 2.07 oz Snickers when you can have the 3.70 oz size for just a little more money. Even though the folks at Mars decided to call their big bar "King Size" instead of "Super Size", it's the same concept. Regardless of what you call it, the difference between these two bars is 78%. Are you kidding me, 78% more? Is that even possible? You're darn right it's possible and 78% more candy bar means 78% more fat and calories and in the end of course, that means 78% more you!
Bottom line to lesson #6-Learn the value of super sizing. It's as simple as this: if it says "Super Size", you know you're going to get more. "Super Size" and "More" are synonymous, and more is always better if your objective is to gain weight.